funny shayri..

Funny shayri...

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye,,
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani
hai...:p :O :D

Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye

"KFC ka ZINGER"

Aur

Doston k Liye

"Middle Finger"! :-P

Ghalib farmate hai!!

Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !

Gaur farmaiyega...

Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !

Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !

Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..

Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !

Wah Wah......

Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :

"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.

Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
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phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia;-)

Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.

Aae thee Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye
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Aae the Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye....
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Rakha Hua Pholl bhi Uyha Le Gaee.....
Apne Lover ko Manane k Liye

?'Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hi jaane wali thi Faraz''!!
Achanak Yaad Aya...
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi :P :D :O :P