Valentine status..

Valentine Status..

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.

Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. ??

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

What did the light bulb say to the switch? 'You turn me on.'

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

I don't love valentine's day but i love half price chocolate day.

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"

I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Women with pasts interest men.. they hope history will repeat itself.'

All you need is love.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Valentine's day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.

What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.

May this Valentine's Day give you lot of love and Happiness...!!

I want to be with U until the sun falls from the sky. Happy Valentine's Day

Nothing is Good, but when I am with U everything is Good.

I'll love U until the day after forever.Happy Valentines Day...

May the beauty Of Valentine's Day fill your heart with Love & happiness..

Love is heat... You are sweet... When two Lips are meet each other. then Love is complete.. Happy Valentine's Day

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the luv you have given me will _always stay as a flame in my heart. Happy valentines day...

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... B'Coz I found love when I found U. Happy valentines day

When you luv someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u love someone & they love you back, it's everything. Happy valentines day

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. Happy Valentines Day..

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine's day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet.

Eagerly waiting for 15th February. No fuckers! You read it right. It 15th, not 14th. #IndVSPakMatch

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!

If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?'

Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.

On Valentine's day: I don't need a girlfriend. My job irritates me everyday & that's enough for me.

The course of a true love did never run straight.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? 'I love you with all my art!'

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT

But I have seen thee And thou art enough.

This valentine's day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.

If you are in love, and wish to send you own Valentine's Day quotes, either use these or else modify them for your own true love.

I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.

A heart that loves is always young.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to remain sad.

One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.

You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.