Funny shayri..

Funny       Shayari..

Arz kiya Hai...

Bigdi Hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah..wah..

20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the

or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai

na jany q magar dykho, mera dil ye chahta he,

wafa ko aag lag jaye, muhabbat bhaad me jaye...

bus

"MATH'S IZZAT SE PAAS HO JAYE"
:-P :-D :-P

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha

Arz kiya hai

Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..

Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P

Fir cashier se kaha

Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo

Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!

Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..

Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!

Fir jate-jate kaha..

Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.

Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera :P :D

Teri Yaad Ne Government Office Bana Diya Hai Dil Ko
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai, Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai :) ;)

Arz kiya hai...

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,

Uski Doli Jo Uthi..

Toh
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koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga. ;-

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD.....:p

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
"AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota

Arz kia hai..

INDIA is A naTioN...&
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN &
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE...
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr EDUCATION ...!!! :p

1st english shayri ever:

Arz hai...

"later d bus longer d que"

gaur farmaiega

"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar :-P

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo uss area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...:O :P :D