Funny Shayri..

Funny Shayri..



Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

Funny Shayari on CID ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao Lash Ne Kaha Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao

Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne, Uske Dil ka Wicket gira dia.. Par takdir to dekho Uska Baap Umpire tha, Meri Ball ko No Ball de ke Free Hit bana dia..

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

kash Pyar ka insurance ho jata, Payr karne se phle premium bharwaya jata, Payr main wafa mili to theek, Warna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata ,....

Phone mat kiya karo Dear, Mom hoti hai near, Papa se lagta hai fear Baat bhi hoti nahi clear, Isliye SMS karo Dear, Without fear & very clear..

Hum wo roshni hai jo aapko roshan ker jayenge, Baato ki 1 chingari se bhi jal jayenge, 1 baar pyar se sms to kijiye, Ghar aaker sms ke paise bhi de jayenge....

Haath mein taaqat hai, toh taj mahal ko hila kar dekh.. Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar, aur taj mahal ko hilta hua dekh..!!